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NEW FOXTONS MINIS!!

The new Foxtons Minis are quite exciting, aren't they? An entire fleet of 800 cars being rebranded doesn't sound like a company in trouble! :-)
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I feel like using a key on one of these foxtons minis every time I see one - just reminds me we're paying far too much for a useless service. CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN!

hmmm .... what car do you

hmmm .... what car do you have.... i reckon we all should key yours as your a traffic warden no?

Key their cars? That's

Key their cars? That's rather criminal of you old boy. You should be reported to the police and put in prison for 3 days as a lesson. In other news I have heard a "rumour" that Foxtons are to sue a certain local agent (Registered head office in Ruislip, North-West London) for libellous claims that they are to shut down and turn into a Wagamamas! Apparently, they have audio and visual recordings made on valuations and several signed witness letters in which valuers from rival estate agents make this remarkable claim. It seems this particular agent was out to bust Foxton's chops - not realising their chops are unfortunately unbustable.

dont key their cars, theyre

dont key their cars, theyre kool.

loads of high end estate agents use branded cars now...

 

 

Wow... Seems to be more

Wow... Seems to be more foxton's employees on this site. You should ask yourselves. A company that brings this much controvasy... Is it really an ethical company?

Foxtons will soon be out of business, the era of the Bull is over for now... You'll all be replaced... Perhaps the dole will be kind to you...

Bret Atkinson

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New cars because somothing is going wrong??!!! Try to find your brain... Foxtons did it as they are doing well and they can afford it, not to change image, you knob. It is a great company to work. I made myself rich. Foxtons employee

ha ha ha

retrospective lol

Foxtons employee rich?

Er I don't think so.

Only such drivel can come from the likes of you, brainwashed of course!  Come back  in six months time, I bet you will agree with with the negative comments on this site.  So aggressive too, ouch!

ignorance is bliss

Was selling a flat in Balham a few years ago and they lost the keys before they'd begun!

However, every time I asked them for a marketing update, they confidently told me all was well and they'd had a number of viewings. All this without keys mind you!.

I'd get calls from an over-bright, coke enhanced idiot saying they'd arranged a viewing and could they have the keys. Each time I'd tell them they had the keys, and that would be the end of the conversation. I merely assumed they'd realised the keys were in the office. Alas, it was all bollocks

When, eventually I got bored and I told them i was instructing another agent, they told me they didn't work with other agents. So, I said, "suits me fine, I've instructed KFH"  They relented, and agreed to be on a multiple agency with KFH holding the keys.

Two days later I got a call from previously described Foxton cub which went like this:

F "Hello, Mr B? It's Jasper from Foxtons"

Me "Oh hi"

F " I wonder whether we could have the keys as we have someone really keen on your flat?"

Me " No problem, they're at KFH. They know you may call in for them. But please remember to give them back to KFH"

F "Oh. OK. (pause)  I didn't know there was a KFH in Balham.Are they close by?"

Me "They're a little diffficult to find, but I'll direct you. Turn left out of your office and you pass a newsagents"

F "Yes, next door"

Me "Yes. and next door to that is the  large double fronted office of KFH!"

F "Oh ."

Me "Do you parachute into work each morning, completely oblivious of everything around you?"

F "I haven't been here long, I hadn't noticed them"

Me (knowing to continue may mean total apoplexy) " it can do neither of us any good to continue this conversation. Just get the keys and let me know how you get on."

 

Can it be that perfectly rational (or so it is assumed) business men can have been so taken in by such smoke and mirrors that they gladly reached into their pockets and gave John Hunt £360 million for nothing more than a smart marketing con?

Dear, dear. To those that sow their seed on stoney ground, so shall they reap!

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